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NOW YOU CAN! :D ( Read more... )

Mouse and I spotted this abomination at the Halloween store yesterday.

I don't know what's funnier -- the Axl wig or the fact that it's hanging next to the "Night Time Romeo" Edward wig.


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This may be the greatest song ever written.

Now & Forever, I would totally do SUCH things to his Leviathan 99 while Somewhere a band is playing...

I mean... what? >.>

CLEARLY I HAVE TOO MUCH TIME ON MY HANDS.
(This, incidentally, for anyone who somehow has never seen this before, is my badly-photoshopped adaptation of a bunch of drawings from an article originally from here.)


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...this was written in response to a question asking people to describe their most recent drug experiences in the style of Dr. Seuss ( Read more... )

[It's weird how SHORT this looks here. It's actually 3 pages double-spaced, but it looks... shorter than a lot of random rants I stick here. Wow.]

The assignment, just to reitterate, was as follows:

Pick a cabinet, tabletop or any other surface in your home where multiple objects are stored or displayed. Using your skills in collections and/or ( Read more... )

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MOUSE I AM LOOKING THIS AT YOU.

I so need a Dragonball Z icon...

I have defeated the shoggothian horror of the fridge vegetable drawer. The beast fought valiantly, but it was vanquished. The bleached bones of its former host lie gleaming in the evening sun, and and all signs of its reign of terror have been washed away as in a great flood, leaving in its wake only the sound of water dripping on the castle walls ( Read more... )

Reposting here because... I'm an attention whore, and because I think it's funny and don't want to lose it ( Read more... )

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TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS!

AND WHAT, VEN, SHALL WE DO WITH OUR PANTS OFF?

WELL, I WILL TELL YOU. TOUCH SOME FUCKING DOLPHINS.

DEFY THE FREAKINESS, YO. WHY?

I WANNA DEFY THE LOGIC OF ALL SEXX LAWS!

NOW ROCK ON, WHORES.

BUT STAY TUNED FOR AN UPDATE LATER ON THE MECHANICS OF ROBOSEXUAL REPRODUCTION, BROUGHT TO YOU TODAY BY THE END OF THE WORLD ( Read more... )